Prettiest Butt of All TimeFall 2012
This is the story of a lady named Fanny, whose posterior causes problems wherever she goes. It was at least partially inspired by the Joelle van Dyne from David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest.
A digital copy of this book can be purchased on Gumroad for whatever amount you think is appropriate. It can also be purchsed in conjunction with The Complete Illustrated Guide to Whipping Shitties, Remedial Arithmedick, and Arithmedick the Halls as part of the Catiemonster Omnibus.